Ooppsss!! OMG!!! Yeah everyone has ever encountered their embarrassing moments in their life. And those are some popular exclamations when we are humiliated. And this time I managed to assemble 10 embarrassing moments in my life (18sx humiliations are excluded).
1. Cry me a chick
It happened during my preschool day. One day I missed my kampong so much so I just sit and started crying with no reasons. Everyone was puzzled since I wept out of sudden. My teacher and friends consoled me and kept asking me why and why. I just too shy to admit that I missed my kampong so I told them I was thinking about a chick that I reared. Who would took care of the chick, fed the chick and so on. Haha it turns up to a sensasion story up until I graduated primary school. A boy cried over a chick. (p/s: never own a chick as your pet)
2. Mess with a wedding
It was my eldest brother’s wedding day at the bride’s house. Yeah my makciks and grannies took picture with the bride and bridegroom on the aisle. My cousin told me to take my late granny’s handbag she put next to the aisle and give it to her. Once I stepped on the aisle, my hand was pushing one of the flower tower and it fell down. Yeah my uncle scolded me in front of all guests and I ran away to my dad’s van crying. Ahh like a Hindustan movie. Damn so malu. (p/s: never bother of others handbag in a wedding ceremony even there’s snatcher)
3. Sleeping beauty
Secondary prep time was at 8p.m. up until 11p.m. One thing I love to do when I was form 1 was sleeping during that time instead of study. Haha so lazy. Since I’m one of the common sleeper in my class plus air liur basi never missed, I always been teased by my friends. One day they left me sleep until 11.15p.m. No one woke me up and when I was awake, the school was so dark. This was repeated again and again. Sometimes they threw chalked to me, sergah-sergah like a psycho until I terkejut macam beruk. Cett hampeh korang semua!! (p/s: I remembered they called me tasik Tonle Sap..owh air liur basi)
4. Misha Omar oh Misha Omar
This one is malu turn sweet memory. It was French Cultural Day (HKP) in STF somewhere in 2005. I participated in the karaoke competition. ‘’Petite Marie’’. And it is my natural for me to sing with certain gaya involuntarily. At that time, I flip my right leg once I hit the high note. Everyone was laughing to me while I left puzzled, why? Just next morning I read an article in the HKP daily bulletin. ‘’ Male version of Misha Omar. This boy grabbed the audience attention by imitating the singer angkat kaki trademark. And he nailed a place in top three.’’ Since 1st and 3rd places went to girls, ruckus was everywhere when I stepped on the stage to received my prize. Hahaha malu but the title so sweet lah!! ^^ (p/s: please tie your legs when you’re singing)
5. Makkkkk anjing!!
When I was form five, I went to school during 1st school term holiday just to finish some work. Yeah I walked from the bus stand to my school (3km I guess). Just I was about to reach the school gate, I saw a black dog coming from the opposite side. The dog seem ignoring me when I passed it. But out of sudden, it tried to bite my shoe from my back. What the hell I screamed like a girl. Arrghhhhhhhhhhhh and ran as fast as I could. Yes the dog was frightened with my scream but, motorists and the guard kept laughing at me. Huhuhu red face. (p/s: practice screaming everyday so it won’t turn like a girl when you met a dog)
6. You need an umbrella
I had to sing during a secondary final year hi-tea at a golf resort. Yepp nobody want to perform and everyone kept pointing to me to do something on that day. Just don’t want to let them down, I agreed to sing a song. At the moment I started to sing the second verse, rain poured down the area. People were at the open area dashed into the roof area for shelter. And to make it more even worst, rain stopped when I stopped singing. Then everyone make fun at me. OMG I should always think many times to sing in public in future. (p/s: make sure you sing in the toilet only)
7. Serve your right
Tamhidi life in USIM I went more crazy. Yeahh we have a best outing in Dusun Eco Resort. There was a telematch and one of the game is ‘’flourish candy’’. Just after the game end, I turned the atmosphere into chaos. I threw the flour to all of my friends. Until I called the war end, I still hold a plate of flour. Without notice, a friend of me slapped the plate from my back and poooooppps!! I was on flour from top to bottom. Yepp I did lightly to them, they gave it back to me hardly.
8. Tea + Milo = Tealo?
It was during my working days at McDonald. A customer ordered a cup of tea for his breakfast. Blindly, I took a tea bag and put it into a hot cup. Teeet I clicked on the button ‘Milo’. Yepp hot Milo combined with tea. I was like, ‘errr, what have I done?’ The customer laughed at me. So I made the customer another tea but still I clicked on Milo. Three times I did the same thing and the customer only get his tea after my fourth cup. My manager just laughed and shook his head. (p/s: never give Milo or tea to your customer, Coke is easier)
9. Shoes promoter
It was the last two days of fasting month. I went to Terminal One accompanied my friend did his last minute shopping. Later I noticed a former schoolmate was searching for shoes in a shop. I approached her and offered her to try a pair of shoes. ‘’Kak, kasut ni cantik kak. Cubelah’’ She refused though I offered her many times and she kept saying ‘’Takpelah. Taknak,’’ without looking at me. At last I stood in front of her and…..@#!@$#^&%. She slapped my back several times so kuat in front of other customers. So malu plus sakit. (p/s: put a cardboard inside your shirt so she won’t slapping you many times)
10. Christmas means cuti
On last Christmas, I was about to going back home. So I packed my things and put my clothes in a plastic bag so I would send them to the laundry. Laundry house is under my apartment. Yepp carrying a heavy bag plus laundry bag, from level 15 to level 1. Then I have to take another elevator from level 1 to level B4 (parking area). Then I need to go down the stairs so I would reach the laundry house. Just to notice the laundry was closed plus all the kedai in the same row also closed. Eh, Christmas lahhh..everyone is cuti-ing. (p/s: wash your own clothes lah. Lazy)
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